pecili33 @pecili33 Tuesday, August 20, 2013 - 11 Years

Question: What do people in prison use to communicate with one another? Answer: Cell phones #jokes

pecili33 @pecili33 Wednesday, July 31, 2013 - 11 Years

Question: Why does a divorce cost so much?
Answer: Because it is worth it. #jokes

pecili33 @pecili33 Wednesday, July 17, 2013 - 11 Years

Question: Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter?
Answer: Because it is much too far to walk. #jokes

nikiG @nikiG Monday, July 1, 2013 - 11 Years

Why do most married men die before their wives?
Answer: Because they want to. #jokes

nikiG @nikiG Monday, July 1, 2013 - 11 Years

A kid was crying standing outside his house.
A passer by asked:
Why are you crying?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer by: Who is your father?
Kid: That is what the fight is about #jokes

nikiG @nikiG Monday, July 1, 2013 - 11 Years

Best friends in life are those who stand behind you during your bad times.
To know who your best friends are, just look at your marriage photo album. #jokes

nikiG @nikiG Tuesday, May 7, 2013 - 11 Years

#jokes Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day

pecili33 @pecili33 Wednesday, April 24, 2013 - 11 Years

Q: Why do golfers always have 2 pairs of pants?
A: In case they get a hole in one.
#jokes